RULES OF PLANET SARBEZ!

Don’t even THINK about breaking them.

Every human is a human!

NO sexism, racism, homophobia, and/or transphobia, NONE.

If you abuse drugs, they will abuse you back.

You only have one brain.

Don't touch the sound board.

Don't even look at it.

I don't care if you've done sound for the Goo Goo Dolls.

I also don't care about your frequency app.

No PETS allowed.

This includes snakes.

NO snakes at all ever.

You can't bring snakes in here.

If you are RUDE and or CREEPY,

We will ask you to leave.

We can not promise that we will ask nicely.

Support the musicians!

They are not slaves to your ears.

Listen to them or go play outside.

Tip them.

Buy merch.

Buy them drinks.

Be grateful for the music.

Imagine a world with no music...

Respect this place.

Don't write on the floors, walls and or the decor.

Don't steal anything.

No. It's not cool to steal our cute plants.

Not sexy at all.

Imagine every person each stole one thing?

Sarbez! would be an empty shell.

Keep your dumb, stupid hands to yourself.

RESPECT PERSONAL SPACE

Yes, you should have learned this in 1st grade.

Buy something.

This is a business, not a house.

Don't have money? Go away.

We are not being funded by the government to keep this place open so you can use our bathroom, drink our water, sit in our chairs and consume our air.

If you think you can "blend in" at least wear your shoes and throw away your trash.

Stop being a gnat.

Don't be a ROBOT.